September, or, FML in the Desert

Ah September. The kids are back in school, there is a line around the block at the Starbucks drive-through to get a PSL, and Phoenicians are sweating through thier clothing just walking to the mailbox and cursing fate for leading thier lives to this fucking hot desert where summer NEVER. ENDS. After coming back from … Continue reading →

Yummy and Healthy!

We just got back from our first childless vacation in San Diego. Four nights, one cottage in Ocean Beach, and about a million gallons of alcohol. It was exactly what Brian and I needed to reconnect and feel like a loving couple again. I mean, there is love between us every day, but sometimes in … Continue reading →

Recipe: “Skinny” Mixed Berry Shortcake

I swear I’m not trying to be a food blogger. I’ve been a little M.I.A. recently. I’ve been busy working out, working on the house, working at work, and being a wife and mom. I’ve made over a few spaces at the new house and I plan on sharing that soon, but in the mean time … Continue reading →

Recipe: Slow Cooker Turkey & Two-Bean Chili

Years ago when I first bought a slow cooker, I bought Pillsbury Doughboy Slow Cooker Recipes to go along with it. The book has remained in regular rotation in my household for well over a decade. The recipes are basic, easy, and don’t disappoint. However, the aren’t always the healthiest meals I could put on … Continue reading →

Here I Go Again.

If you follow me on Instagram you’re probably annoyed with me you’ve probably noticed that I’ve been posting a ton of workout and healthy food pictures lately. I’m involved in two challenges right now, a 4-week challenge at TruHIT Fitness and a 12-week challenge hosted by Skinny Meg and Fab Chick Gets Fit, #SMCHALLENGE. I spent … Continue reading →

Weekend Update: Independence Day Edition

Every weekend should be a three day weekend. Last week I started going to a new gym. LOVE IT. I’ve had a membership to 24 Hour Fitness since we moved to Arizona, but I’ve come to the realization that I can not work out alone. I just don’t push myself. I show up at the … Continue reading →

Things That Annoy Me, Or, This is Why I’m a Jerk

Sometimes I’m a bastion of positivity. Other times I just need to vent, ya know? So just for fun, here’s a round up of the little things people do every day that get on my last nerve. Enjoy! 1. Calling Children “Littles”   Who started this and why??? You’re not going on vacation with your little. … Continue reading →

Recipe: Vanilla Blueberry Protein Pancakes

I used to think that my dream job would be to be The Pioneer Woman. Cooking and sharing recipes seemed so easy and fun. Then I tried doing it and that stuff is HARD. It’s hard to create a recipe. It’s hard to photograph that recipe while you cook it. It’s hard to write out … Continue reading →

Get Some Sleep!

Over the course of my life, I’ve had many bouts of insomnia for various reasons: stress, depression, etc. No matter the cause, insomnia SUCKS. It takes one small part of your life and spreads it to all the other areas. So of you weren’t worried enough about one thing, now you can also worry about … Continue reading →

Weekend Update: I Have No Patience

We had a pretty chill weekend around these parts. We thought about starting potty training, but soon realized Coco just isn’t ready. I ordered some Thomas the Train underpants from of Amazon, thinking he’d be so excited to wear his beloved Thomas that he wouldn’t soil them. He was excited to wear them all right. As soon as … Continue reading →